UNCLE PETER

i know about one uncle peter
who's always carrying a meter

he measures everyone's pulses
and tells about their impulses
this act keeps me quite amused
while the others get confused
and address him as a cheater

he's quite old and little bent
and he carries a weird accent
his words insulting and cheap
and his looks penetrate deep
he frustrates as a brain eater

he may be false or may be true
but he will always confuse you
just don't take him for granted
he can also get you enchanted
and later on he may also defer

as he will not accept his wrong
to him stubbornness also belong
never will he take his words back
he won't break and he wont crack
its difficult to make him deter